I swear to god I’m always on a haters mind, I don’t know why, I guess it’s cause I’m a fly motherfucker.

Make up game on point. Using @toofaced’s ‘better than sex’ mascara, @stilacosmetics ‘golden topaz’ eyeshadow, @sephora’s brand of eyeliner in purple, and @narsissist’s ‘larger than life’ eyeliner in black.

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

lizclimo:

seems legit

etsygoodies:

(via Way To Go Fancy Pants card calligraphy handwriting by littlelow)

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

smartgirlsattheparty:

huffingtonpostwomen:

Happy Birthday, Amy Poehler!

Thank you, huffingtonpostwomen

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

Pumpkin and spice and everything nice.