Watching Doctor Who and missing my own companions. @amazingspiderboy @ctlnmchnry

bewbies:

in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

Salome dances her dance of the seven veils,
The men all eye her like wolves on the hunt, this beautiful girl
finally undressing for them. Finally they can see her
exactly as they want to.
The first veil drops.

In 2007, Kim Kardashian’s ex-boyfriend
released their sex tape against her will.
Kim Kardashian, rather than hide in shame
Used the publicity to promote her own career.

Salome moves like a dream half-remembered.
Salome dances like a siren song. All the men ache
to see the hot sugar of her hip bones.
The second veil drops.

In 2014, Kim Kardashian walks down the aisle
As the whole world watches. If only all of us
were so successful in our revenge.
If only all of us stood in our Louboutin heels
on the backs of the men who betray us,
surveying the world we created for ourselves.

The third veil drops.

Kim Kardashian knows exactly what you think of her.
She presses the cloth tighter against her skin
Her smile is a promise she never intends to keep

We can almost see all of her.
Salome shows us her body
but never her eyes.
The fourth veil is dropping.

The four things most recently tweeted at Kim Kardashian were
@KimKardashian Suck My Dick
@Kim Kardashian Can I Meet Kanye?
@KimKardashian Please Fuck Me
@KimKardashian I Love You. I Love You.

Women are told to keep their legs shut.
Women are told to keep their mouths shut.
Some women are kept silent for so long,
They become experts in the silent theft of power.
The fifth veil has dropped.

Kim Kardashian made $12 million dollars this year
Yesterday, uncountable men in their miserable jobs,
told their miserable friends that Kim was a “dumb whore”
Kim Kardashian will never learn their names.

The sixth veil has dropped.
The seventh veil has dropped.

And Salome sat beside King Herod. And he swore unto her
“Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give to thee
unto the half of my kingdom”
And she smiled, and said
“Bring me the head of John The Baptist.
Punish the man who hurt me”

The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation

tastefullyoffensive:

[agrapeana]

maerincerise:

date someone who you’re comfortable eating a burrito in front of

babyclifford:

[voodoo doll voice] I don’t even see my friends no more cauSE I KEEP SITTING HERE BLOGGING ABOUT A STUPID FUCKING BAND

thelovelyloner:

If you can’t talk to your friends about things that matter, and things such as social and racial injustice, discrimination against minority groups, and more, then I’m genuinely sorry your mind isn’t being stimulated to the fullest extent. Talking about surface-level things gets boring after awhile, but maybe that’s just me.

higherthanyew:

micdotcom:

20 striking protest signs that prove America stands with Ferguson 

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"IF YOU ARE NOT ANGRY, YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" 

deansangelicpurity:

ramavoite:

I will always reblog this.

Hey look John Green being a decent man, and an awesome mentor for his thousands of thousands of followers and fans who are girls.

Man what an asshole.

#howtobeinteresting #jessicahagy #lifeadvice #sotrue #iloveit