this is my life
What is this guys name ??
Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.
The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard.
Holy shit that scared the shit out of me
my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations
[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr.