When someone is fidgeting really loudly

whatshouldwecallme:

image

ishouldnotbearousedbythis:

lmao-okay-no:

aclumsywaytofallinlove:

THIS 

this is my life 

What is this guys name ??

Um, I’m not a detective, but something tells me it might be Daniel Simonsen.

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

darthrader:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

Holy shit that scared the shit out of me

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

unbadger:

senpaidave:

[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO GO TO BED]

brie3po:

janebuzjane:

thoughtkiller:

clavid:

eloquentvibes:

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

one crack cocaine

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

debit or credit

I actually have a gift card

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

killbenedictcumberbatch:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

im cringing