I’ve become a bit of a #selfiesuzie, I’m sorry.

posted Jul 26, at 11:20 with 0 notes
tagged as: X selfiesuzie

😏😏 super fly walkin to the bus


what’s the point in going then


it’s a beautiful day to give me money




I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it

cosmo tip #887


don’t even have sex you’re just gonna mess everything up anyway


When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together



"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in



Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

Don’t you dare, for one more second, surround yourself with people who are not aware of the greatness that you are.


ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream